Currently I am a ‘FAST FOOD PRINCESS’ but would like to become a ‘HEALTH FOOD PRINCESS.’
So I lit up a Camel Blue with my CHICKEN LIGHTER and walked around my local area trying to source some health food.
An Italian guy asked for a light and I yelled, ‘CHICKEN LIGHTER!’ in his face and handed it to him. I then asked him where to find healthy food he pointed me in the direction of WHOLE FOODS. We were going the same way and on the way there we passed some vegetables outside a shop. It was kinda awkward so I said I would stop at this vegetable haven and thanks for his help.
I had to call my mum for advice. She said aubergine was a difficult vegetable to cook.
‘Thanks mum.’ I didn’t buy the aubergine.
Found WHOLE FOODS and bought:
2. Crushed sunflower & pumpkin seeds.
4. Yeast Flakes (taste like cheese.)
5. Reduced vegetable selection.
6. A lime.
Me: Do you think this is a good COMBO of stuff? (pointing at contents of basket.)
whole foods woman: Yes, especially the CAMEL BLUES.
Me: I NEED SOMETHING BAD OK?!
Then walked back up towards my flat and walked past vegetable haven again. Decided to get avocado and garlic. THEN BUMPED INTO CHICKEN LIGHTER GUY.
Guy: You’re still here? I just went home and had a shower.
Me: No I went to WHOLE FOODS.
Asked the guy in the vegetable haven where to get fresh herbs and he pointed to a place up the street.
I bought fresh mint.
GOT HOME SO EXCITED!! Made quinoa with bouillon in one pot (adding chopped tomatoes for some reason), in a pan fried some garlic, fresh chilli, onion, courgette and pepper. Then mixed them together topped with yeast and seeds. Chopped half an avocado and squeezed some lime on it with chopped mint and black pepper.
(Too much flavour; felt overwhelmed when so used to chips.)